”“I think that being gay must be the answer,” he stated, before continuing, “The best fuck I ever had was with a girl at school. She was a real hoe and liked being fucked by two guys at one time. She particularly loved anal and even let me have a go with my thick knob, from time to time. Don’t get me wrong… pussy is great, but having your dick strangled by a tight butt-hole definitely takes first prize,” he emphatically concluded. I just smiled, uncomfortably.“Have you ever had a really thick cock up your arse?” Tristan then asked.“Yeah, once,” I replied, gingerly.“How big was the dick?” he inquired.“Well… I didn’t measure it, but it was quite impressive,” I replied.After a brief silence, Tristan said, “I’m nine by nine.”“Excuse me?” I queried, somewhat bewildered.“Nine inches long and nine inches round,” was his reply.“Fuck, that’s big, bro. No wonder Debbie was so traumatized. Did you ever have any other women bail on you?” I asked.“Yeah, two others,” he replied, impishly. Again we. Luckily she's a popular chick with sexy girlfriends. After she dildos her luscious partners at her mansion, she calls an escort service for more. It's not very interesting, actually, unless they actually did what they did. Be careful whom you go with.[But more down your line, Holly, Woody Allen is overwhelmed with the angst of it. Here's from three of his films.]Woody dismissed penis envy in Manhattan Murder Mystery: "I'd fix Ted up with Helen Dubin, but they'd probably get into an argument over penis envy; the poor guy suffers from it so." But in Zelig, it's, "I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt it should be limited to women." And in Annie Hall, Diane Keaton asks, "Then she mentioned penis envy. Do you know about that?" His answer, "Me? I'm one of the few males who suffer from that."[Hey, Holly, isn't Woody Allen a pedophile?][But with underage girls, not like Michael Jackson.][Yuck! Did you know that he used to be Black?][We'll write.
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